Freeway Theory

Relationships are like a freeway. Freeways have exits. So do relationships.
The first exit, my personal favorite, is six hours in.
You meet, you talk, you have sex, you exit when she’s in the shower.
The next exits are four days, three weeks, seven months.
That’s when you guys are gonna break up, mark your calendars.
Then a year and a half, 18 years, and the last exit.. death.
Which, if you’ve been with the same woman for your entire life, it’s like, “Are we there yet?”
*Agree? No? I’ll hold my silence ;)*
Said by some jerk I happen to adore (in a weird way), Barneeeeeeeeey. 😀
The other jerks..? You guys suck. Now get lost. 😉

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